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This weekend (well, next Monday) marks Yeshua’s supposed birthday. And there’s no better way to ring in this appropriated Pagan holiday than by featuring Jesus in his birthday suit.

The Holy F*ck blurb:

Why is a nun barging into a seedy Tokyo karaoke bar in the middle of the night to find a sleazy naked man smoking meth? Because that man is Jesus, and Sister Maria needs him to help her and Satan stop humanity’s mythological gods from f***ing up the earth.

And Holy F*cked blurb:

Jesus, Satan, and Maria were living happily ever after until a psychotic Hercules tried to murder the messiah! Now Maria must get Satan to the hospital on time and unite the righteous might of the New Apostles to stop Herc before he can slaughter Jesus.

Now that these two books are published, I urge you to read them back-to-back. They’re hilarious in a blasphemous way. And the relationship between Jesus and Satan is quite inspirational and so much less homophobic than Henry & Glenn.

Anyway, enjoy this version of Jesus, who’s thankfully not blonde or blue-eyed, since, you know, Yeshua was a Jew from the Middle East.

Original titles: Holy F*ck and Holy F*cked
Writer: Nick Marino
Artist: Daniel Arruda Massa
Publisher: Action Lab Comics (Holy F*ck: 2015; Holy F*cked: 2016)


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