WADE
Wade, our resident Disney and Marvel superfan, is here to remind everyone that he’d had sex with Chrissy even before Chrissy met Matt.
Although he was heartbroken when Chrissy ghosted him to start a relationship with Matt, Wade became Matt’s best adult friend through happenstance.
Wade also adopted a Rottweiler named Thor to cope with the heartbreak, and it turned out to be the best thing to ever have happened to both of them.
| Full Name | Isaac Wade Cohen |
| Role | Main (season 1 onwards) |
| Pronouns | He/Him |
| Partner | Seasons 1 and 2: Chrissy (romantic partner) |
| Profession | Marine Veteran, owner of Life Sanctuary Ranch in Woodland Hills, CA that primarily works with equines and have rescued Steve (white stallion), Bucky (black stallion), Wanda (a donkey), several pigs, chickens, and ducks |
| Animal Companion(s) | Thor (Rottweiler) |
| Age | Mid-forties |
| Bird Month & Zodiacs* | December; Sagittarius/Osiris |
| Color | Green, black |
| Head | DamToys No. 78047a Russian Spetsnaz Fsb Alpha Group |
| Body | M34 TBLeague/Phicen Click here to shop |
| Penis Attachments | M34/M35 TBLeague/Phicen (extra large) |
