Bananas? I love them. They’re easy to eat, they’re sweet, they’re satisfying, and they’re shaped like dicks. I mean, what’s not to like?

Today, on International Day of Pink, I’d like to celebrate these three souls and countless other queer people of all ages.

Abortion disproportionately hurts those who are poor, and this mostly means the population of color. Here’s what we can do in the meantime.

Out of the hundreds of thousands of cisgendered dolls in all colors, shapes, and sizes, we found only four trans dolls and action figures that have graced the world with their presence.

It’s been years since I last put on my bellydance costume and even longer when I last danced with my swords. So, I decided to honor my Turkish scimitars and Sultan sword by crafting (yes) a sixth-scale sword for Chrissy.

Carl Weather’s roided gut and his dark, muscular body oiled up and glistening is one of the reasons why Predator remains one of my top ten sci-fi IP movies.

“Why” was released on March 16, 1992, and I decided to hold a weeklong celebration for the song.

When the other boys were talking about Superman this and Spiderman that, all my heroes were women.

Khemenetneferanpu was lounging naked in his Jasper room, draped in and admiring his jewels, when Anubis, King of the Underworld, stopped by.

It’s the Saturday after the dog incident. Chrissy’s volunteering at a cat shelter/adoption place a few blocks away and won’t be back till later.

Wade’s been planning this for months now. He teased Chrissy but Chrissy didn’t know how or when Wade was going to tell Matt. Chrissy begged and pleaded with Wade not to let Matt know about him and Thor but Wade just laughed it off.

In this post: We don’t celebrate Fat Tuesday. We’re here for the beads and the sex. Everyone knows Chrissy’s a

In this post: Chrissy sports a mesh, high-cut bodysuit, a red tutu skirt, silver jewelry, and studded open-toed booties as

Matt comes home from a business trip to find Chrissy naked and asleep on the sofa.

Chrissy’s home alone on the night before Valentine’s Day and this whore is horny.

Matt and Chrissy attend a doll wedding.

Oh, Sylvia. I wish you’d known how much you were loved. Maybe not by your own giant, that raven-haired cad, but by so many others.

In this post: I love pineapples. Pineapple fried rice is the bomb. And pineapples on pizza? Amazing. That’s why for

In this post: We’re combining National Lego Day with National Tina Day! Bob’s Burgers is one of Matt’s favorite TV

The news surrounding the end of Snyderverse and with it the imminent cancellation of Wonder Woman 3 made me worry