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Easter is upon us, and Priapus Cumfectionary is excited to release its latest line of pleasure product: the Vibrating Egg.
Priapus’s Vibrating Egg is also available in three sizes to keep it consistent with the spirit of the season (the number of days of Jesus’s alleged resurrection, the concept of the holy trinity). Each egg has three speeds to maximize your enjoyment.
Waterproof, rechargeable, and phthalate free, the Vibrating Egg is just slightly more expensive than a pack of eighteen eggs (thanks to our current president) but is definitely a better investment than today’s stock market (also thanks to our current president).
Designed locally, but produced abroad. Get our first batch before the tariff hits (again, thanks to our current president).
Visit our store in Downtown LA or order through our site to get your Easter going.
Watch this space for the live review of the Vibrating Egg with Billy, the proprietor of Priapus Cumfectionary and our bimbo bunny Chrissy.
In the meantime, please enjoy Chrissy’s photos with our exclusive Vibrating Egg below, or see the steamy behind the scenes with Chrissy and Fred, our photographer.
Chrissy’s bunny ears, crop top, string bikini, bunny tail, and knee-high socks by Dollsexposed.
Vibrating Eggs, product packaging, Priapus Cumfectionary sign by Dollsexposed.
Carrots, carrot crate, giant carrot plush, rose and ivy arch by Dollsexposed.
Picnic baskets by Re-ment.
Chrissy’s stud earring by Nordstrom Rack.
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Dollsexposed showcases homoerotica and kink through twelve-inch doll photography. Their adventures in the doll world began in 2011 before establishing a home on dollsexposed.com eleven years later.
Dollsexposed's works have been displayed at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival, Los Angeles Kinky Art Show, and Los Angeles Leather Getaway.
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