“Why” 31st Anniversary (Tribute to Annie Lennox)
“Why” was released on March 16, 1992, and I decided to hold a weeklong celebration for the song.
It’s Barbie, Bitch! (National Barbie Day + Bonus Penthouse Tribute)Hardcore
When the other boys were talking about Superman this and Spiderman that, all my heroes were women.
Anubis and His Bitch (Chrissy’s Fantasy)Taboo
Khemenetneferanpu was lounging naked in his Jasper room, draped in and admiring his jewels, when Anubis, King of the Underworld, stopped by.
Bad Puppy, Good BitchTaboo
Wade’s been planning this for months now. He teased Chrissy but Chrissy didn’t know how or when Wade was going to tell Matt. Chrissy begged and pleaded with Wade not to let Matt know about him and Thor but Wade just laughed it off.
Mardi Gras (Or That Day When Jake Drops By)Hardcore
In this post: We don't celebrate Fat Tuesday. We're here for the beads and the sex. Everyone knows Chrissy's a slut, and when Matt and...
Red Camaro BlastHardcore
In this post: Chrissy sports a mesh, high-cut bodysuit, a red tutu skirt, silver jewelry, and studded open-toed booties as he straddles Matt's 1969 red...
Daddy’s Home (for Valentine’s Day)Softcore
Matt comes home from a business trip to find Chrissy naked and asleep on the sofa.
Chrissy’s Self-Love DayHardcore
Chrissy’s home alone on the night before Valentine’s Day and this whore is horny.
World Marriage Day/National Freedom to Marry Day (Bonus: Matt’s and Chrissy’s full names)
Matt and Chrissy attend a doll wedding.
Tribute to Sylvia Plath
Oh, Sylvia. I wish you’d known how much you were loved. Maybe not by your own giant, that raven-haired cad, but by so many others.