Mardi Gras (Or That Day When Jake Drops By)Hardcore
In this post: We don't celebrate Fat Tuesday. We're here for the beads and the sex. Everyone knows Chrissy's a slut, and when Matt and...
Red Camaro BlastHardcore
In this post: Chrissy sports a mesh, high-cut bodysuit, a red tutu skirt, silver jewelry, and studded open-toed booties as he straddles Matt's 1969 red...
Daddy’s Home (for Valentine’s Day)Softcore
Matt comes home from a business trip to find Chrissy naked and asleep on the sofa.
Chrissy’s Self-Love DayHardcore
Chrissy’s home alone on the night before Valentine’s Day and this whore is horny.
World Marriage Day/National Freedom to Marry Day (Bonus: Matt’s and Chrissy’s full names)
Matt and Chrissy attend a doll wedding.
Tribute to Sylvia Plath
Oh, Sylvia. I wish you’d known how much you were loved. Maybe not by your own giant, that raven-haired cad, but by so many others.
National Pizza Day and Read in the Bath Tub DayHardcore
In this post: I love pineapples. Pineapple fried rice is the bomb. And pineapples on pizza? Amazing. That's why for National Pizza Day, I made...
Butts for National Lego Day and National Tina Day!Softcore
In this post: We're combining National Lego Day with National Tina Day! Bob's Burgers is one of Matt's favorite TV shows and he loves Tina...
Hot Toys Wonder Woman 1984 Special Edition (Blogger Photos)
The news surrounding the end of Snyderverse and with it the imminent cancellation of Wonder Woman 3 made me worry that this figure would never...
National Human Trafficking Awareness DayNudity
WARNING: This post covers topics of abduction, sexual assault, and trauma. Without trying to minimize the fact that the disproportionate majority of human trafficking victims...