The Little Mermaid Is a Gay Love Letter & Other Merfacts
Wade puts on Prince Eric costume while Matt and Chrissy do a tribute to Sade’s “No Ordinary Love.”
The Plumber & The Sissy (National Limerick Day)Hardcore
There once was a broke, pink-haired sissy…
It’s Barbie, Bitch! (National Barbie Day + Bonus Penthouse Tribute)Hardcore
When the other boys were talking about Superman this and Spiderman that, all my heroes were women.
Wade Stops By at Matt’sTaboo
It’s the Saturday after the dog incident. Chrissy’s volunteering at a cat shelter/adoption place a few blocks away and won’t be back till later.
Bad Puppy, Good BitchTaboo
Wade’s been planning this for months now. He teased Chrissy but Chrissy didn’t know how or when Wade was going to tell Matt. Chrissy begged and pleaded with Wade not to let Matt know about him and Thor but Wade just laughed it off.
Mardi Gras (Or That Day When Jake Drops By)Hardcore
In this post: We don't celebrate Fat Tuesday. We're here for the beads and the sex. Everyone knows Chrissy's a slut, and when Matt and...
Daddy’s Home (for Valentine’s Day)Softcore
In this post: The morning sunrays flood the apartment in golden dapple and Chrissy grumbles. "Need. Curtains," he thinks. Last night's self-induced orgasm was too...
World Marriage Day/National Freedom to Marry Day (Bonus: Matt’s and Chrissy’s full names)
"You look like you're going to a hoedown," Chrissy says as he looks at Matt. To honor his ranch upbringing roots, Matt decides to wear...
National Pizza Day and Read in the Bath Tub DayHardcore
In this post: I love pineapples. Pineapple fried rice is the bomb. And pineapples on pizza? Amazing. That's why for National Pizza Day, I made...
Butts for National Lego Day and National Tina Day!Softcore
In this post: We're combining National Lego Day with National Tina Day! Bob's Burgers is one of Matt's favorite TV shows and he loves Tina...