The Day Chrissy Loses Everything, Part 3: MattNudity
After losing Wade, Manuel, and Takeshi in one fell swoop, Chrissy comes home to Matt. Third part of season 2 finale.
The Many Heads of ChrissyNudity
A breakdown of the many Chrissy heads I’ve acquired, modified, and used over the years.
Aubrey & Marcus (& Matt?) Celebrate ChristmasNudity
Marcus gives Aubrey expensive gifts for Christmas, but is he really the only person on Aubrey’s mind?
The Horses’ WhoreTaboo
Matt looks at Chrissy. They’re at Wade’s sanctuary ranch, just a few hours outside Los Angeles. The couple is nervous, Matt more so than Chrissy.
Beach BoysSoftcore
Matt, Takeshi, Manuel, and Chrissy spend time at the beach to celebrate National Beach Day, National Eat Outside Day, and World Beach Day.
Two Biker Boys Tag-Team a Slut (Flashback Story)Hardcore
Matt formally invites Wade into his and Chrissy’s sex life, as they embark on their first (of many) threesome.
Butts for National Lego Day and National Tina Day!Softcore
In this post: We're combining National Lego Day with National Tina Day! Bob's Burgers is one of Matt's favorite TV shows and he loves Tina...
National Human Trafficking Awareness DayNudity
WARNING: This post covers topics of abduction, sexual assault, and trauma. Without trying to minimize the fact that the disproportionate majority of human trafficking victims...
How Matt and Chrissy First Met (Labor Day Edition/Flashback Story)
It was a hot day in downtown Los Angeles, and of course, Chrissy, being the slut that he is, wore the tiniest, skankiest pair of shorts.