National Banana Day/National Cat Lady Day (+ Impromptu Tribute to Josephine Baker)Nudity
Bananas? I love them. They’re easy to eat, they’re sweet, they’re satisfying, and they’re shaped like dicks. I mean, what’s not to like?
International Day of Pink (dedicated to Gabriel, Anthony, and Tyler)
Today, on International Day of Pink, I’d like to celebrate these three souls and countless other queer people of all ages.
Abortion Is a Human Right (Pro-Life T-Shirt Day)
Abortion disproportionately hurts those who are poor, and this mostly means the population of color. Here’s what we can do in the meantime.
Now We’re Bellydancing with Sword
It’s been years since I last put on my bellydance costume and even longer when I last danced with my swords. So, I decided to honor my Turkish scimitars and Sultan sword by crafting (yes) a sixth-scale sword for Chrissy.
“Why” 31st Anniversary (Tribute to Annie Lennox)
“Why” was released on March 16, 1992, and I decided to hold a weeklong celebration for the song.
It’s Barbie, Bitch! (National Barbie Day + Bonus Penthouse Tribute)Hardcore
When the other boys were talking about Superman this and Spiderman that, all my heroes were women.
Anubis and His Bitch (Chrissy’s Fantasy)Taboo
Khemenetneferanpu was lounging naked in his Jasper room, draped in and admiring his jewels, when Anubis, King of the Underworld, stopped by.
Bad Puppy, Good BitchTaboo
Wade’s been planning this for months now. He teased Chrissy but Chrissy didn’t know how or when Wade was going to tell Matt. Chrissy begged and pleaded with Wade not to let Matt know about him and Thor but Wade just laughed it off.
Mardi Gras (Or That Day When Jake Drops By)Hardcore
In this post: We don't celebrate Fat Tuesday. We're here for the beads and the sex. Everyone knows Chrissy's a slut, and when Matt and...
Red Camaro BlastHardcore
In this post: Chrissy sports a mesh, high-cut bodysuit, a red tutu skirt, silver jewelry, and studded open-toed booties as he straddles Matt's 1969 red...