Daddy’s Home (for Valentine’s Day)Softcore
In this post: The morning sunrays flood the apartment in golden dapple and Chrissy grumbles. "Need. Curtains," he thinks. Last night's self-induced orgasm was too...
Chrissy’s Self-Love DayHardcore
Matt’s on a business trip in Seattle. He’s been gone since Sunday. He was supposed to fly home on Monday evening so he’d be back before Valentine’s Day but his flight has been delayed.
World Marriage Day/National Freedom to Marry Day (Bonus: Matt’s and Chrissy’s full names)
"You look like you're going to a hoedown," Chrissy says as he looks at Matt. To honor his ranch upbringing roots, Matt decides to wear...
Tribute to Sylvia Plath
In this post: Ah, Sylvia. Thousands of eulogies for you have been written so eloquently that it feels redundant to write yet another. But here...
National Pizza Day and Read in the Bath Tub DayHardcore
In this post: I love pineapples. Pineapple fried rice is the bomb. And pineapples on pizza? Amazing. That's why for National Pizza Day, I made...
Butts for National Lego Day and National Tina Day!Softcore
In this post: We're combining National Lego Day with National Tina Day! Bob's Burgers is one of Matt's favorite TV shows and he loves Tina...
Hot Toys Wonder Woman 1984 Special Edition (Blogger Photos)
The news surrounding the end of Snyderverse and with it the imminent cancellation of Wonder Woman 3 made me worry that this figure would never...
National Human Trafficking Awareness DayNudity
WARNING: This post covers topics of abduction, sexual assault, and trauma. Without trying to minimize the fact that the disproportionate majority of human trafficking victims...
Venus on Half Shell (Tribute to Boris Vallejo)Nudity
Happy birthday, Mr. Vallejo. I know nude men aren’t really your thing, but they’re mine, and I hope you’ll like this little tribute.
The Meaning of ChristmasNudity
In this post: It's the evening before Christmas. Matt comes home to find Chrissy wrapping Christmas presents. He smiles and thinks about yelling, "Busted!" to...