WARNING: Extreme insertions

There once was a broke, pink-haired sissy

Who dressed like a cheap little floozy

When pipes burst at her place

She donned high heels and lace

And paid the plumber with her pussy

Dollsexposed.com’s original composition


BTS thoughts

The lace boy bottoms and elastic garters were originally for National Pin-Up Day (April 22). However, National Lingerie Day and National Plumber Day happened on April 25, so I posed Matt as a plumber.

Initially, I’d thought of shooting the porn version and posting the SFW photos to Instagram on April 25, but Instagram permanently closed down my @toyphotostudio account on April 23.

Yes, I appealed, but Meta closed it down anyway, and I lost so many of my photos, captions, and stories.

But as National Limerick Day was approaching, I thought didn’t want to sew this lingerie set for nothing, so I came up with a limerick that should fit with the theme of the shoot.

In the Dollsexposed universe, Matt is a construction worker and co-owns a construction company called BILT. But, since he’s very handy, and he’s obviously Chrissy’s fiancΓ©, he’s playing the role of a plumber (side note: he can actually do plumbing since he’s in the construction business and all).

Although the limerick says the pink-haired sissy is broke, Chrissy’s wearing quite a fancy necklace and matching bracelets. Don’t worry, they aren’t supposed to be diamonds, just cheap, fashion jewelry that I made.

The washer and dryer set is from a vintage Barbie set and it also has a vending machine or some sort, but I decided not to use it for the shoot.

Oh, and here are the earlier drafts before I settled on the chosen limerick.

There was once a poor pink-haired charmer

Who always dressed like it was summer

When her washer broke down

She didn’t even frown

But paid it by fucking the plumber

There was once a poor pink-haired sissy

Who always dressed like she was a hussy

When her washer broke down

She didn’t even frown

And paid the plumber with her pussy

When the laundry room was flooded

She didn’t even feel gutted

When water burst from her wall

She’s like, “I’m not worried at all”

And got it fixed by fucking the plumber

Dollsexposed showcases queer erotica, kink, fetish, and activism through twelve-inch doll photography. Their adventures in the doll world began in 2011 before establishing a home on dollsexposed.com eleven years later.

Dollsexposed's works have been displayed at Seattle Erotic Art Festival and Los Angeles Leather Getaway.

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