WARNING: Extreme insertions
In this post:
There once was a broke, pink-haired sissy
Who dressed like a cheap little floozy
When pipes burst at her place
She donned high heels and lace
And paid the plumber with her pussy
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BTS thoughts
The lace boy bottoms and elastic garters were originally for National Pin-Up Day (April 22). However, National Lingerie Day and National Plumber Day happened on April 25, so I posed Matt as a plumber.
Initially, I’d thought of shooting the porn version and posting the SFW photos to Instagram on April 25, but Instagram permanently closed down my @toyphotostudio account on April 23.
Yes, I appealed, but Meta closed it down anyway, and I lost so many of my photos, captions, and stories.
But as National Limerick Day was approaching, I thought didn’t want to sew this lingerie set for nothing, so I came up with a limerick that should fit with the theme of the shoot.
In the Dollsexposed universe, Matt is a construction worker and co-owns a construction company called BILT. But, since he’s very handy, and he’s obviously Chrissy’s fiancé, he’s playing the role of a plumber (side note: he can actually do plumbing since he’s in the construction business and all).
Although the limerick says the pink-haired sissy is broke, Chrissy’s wearing quite a fancy necklace and matching bracelets. Don’t worry, they aren’t supposed to be diamonds, just cheap, fashion jewelry that I made.
The washer and dryer set is from a vintage Barbie set and it also has a vending machine or some sort, but I decided not to use it for the shoot.
Oh, and here are the earlier drafts before I settled on the chosen limerick.
There was once a poor pink-haired charmer
Who always dressed like it was summer
When her washer broke down
She didn’t even frown
But paid it by fucking the plumber
There was once a poor pink-haired sissy
Who always dressed like she was a hussy
When her washer broke down
She didn’t even frown
And paid the plumber with her pussy
When the laundry room was flooded
She didn’t even feel gutted
When water burst from her wall
She’s like, “I’m not worried at all”
And got it fixed by fucking the plumber
Dollsexposed showcases homoerotica and kink through twelve-inch doll photography. Their adventures in the doll world began in 2011 before establishing a home on dollsexposed.com eleven years later.
Dollsexposed's works have been displayed at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival, Los Angeles Kinky Art Show, and Los Angeles Leather Getaway.
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