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Story recap refreshers:
Call me a resume chaser. I couldn’t care less. I want to elevate doll (smut) photography and make it more mainstream. However, I am choosy about which juried group exhibition I apply to, since most of the time I’m flat broke.
However, fresh from getting into the 2026 Tucson Erotica Art Show, I wondered if I could squeeze in another exhibition this year. I considered applying to “The Ordinary” at Collective Z Gallery, but ultimately decided against it. If I were accepted, I’d want to attend the show, and Collective Z is in New York. Shipping “Ephemera II: Afterglow” to Tucson cost me $40 one way from Los Angeles. I don’t even want to think about what shipping to the East Coast would cost.
However, I was intrigued by the theme of Collective Z Gallery’s inaugural Pride show. Here’s the blurb of the open call:
The Ordinary begins with a simple premise: being queer is ordinary.
Not invisible. Not assimilated. Not quietly tolerated. Ordinary — in the sense that it requires no justification, no performance, no special occasion. It is a fact of life, like any other.
What we are looking for is work that carries that same quality of certainty. Work that engages — formally or conceptually — with queer experience, or work that arrives with a strong, singular point of view.
We review every submission with great care. What we are after is work that is unmistakable.
(This really sounds like it was written by an LLM, but I digress.)
I remembered an image from “(No) Friends of Dorothy” post (season 3, episode 8) that seemed like a good fit. The photograph shows Chrissy’s bedroom in the middle of the night. Fred is asleep, spooning Chrissy, who’s wide awake and on his phone.
As much as I liked the original image, the Wonder Woman blanket was too loud and too tied to Chrissy’s storyline. I wanted something that could stand on its own. So I reworked the photograph with a more crowded room, a more neutral blanket, and a different narrative. Instead of reading a message from a potential OnlyDolls patron, Chrissy is now doomscrolling while Fred sleeps beside him.
I used a heavy-duty clamp that’s compatible with my Nikon DSLR. I rigged it on the bar that’s normally for backdrops. To prevent my camera from tilting forward, I attached a sandbag for balance.
I don’t know why I ended up fixing Chrissy’s hair because I prefer the wild look in the work-in-progress photos, but, oh well. I do like that Chrissy only uses one hand to hold his phone whilst his other hand is slightly under Fred’s, implying Chrissy doesn’t want to disturb Fred by removing his hand, even if Fred is barely touching his (Fred only has his index finger on Chrissy’s pinky).
At first, I’d wanted to title it either “Doomscroll” or “Glow.” I liked “Glow” better, but I already used “Afterglow,” and I don’t want to be repetitive when it comes to titling my one-offs. “3:03 AM” works because it invokes that restlessness of being wide awake at such an ungodly hour, when your partner is sound asleep.
Cut, print, done.
Right?
Not quite.
Recently, “3:03 AM” was accepted into Proud+ at The Studio Door in San Diego. Since it’s only a couple of hours away, I can drive down to deliver the work myself, attend the opening reception, and pick it up afterward without spending a fortune.
I ordered the print from Poster Print Shop, a company I’ve praised before and still highly recommend. Within a week, my archival matte print arrived.
Then I left the package unopened for two weeks because I wanted to film an unboxing reel, which eventually never happened.
When I finally opened the package (on a Saturday night), I discovered the print was too dark. Fred was nearly invisible. Worse, once I put the print behind acrylic glazing, it became even darker. Most of the shadow detail disappeared.
And I had less than a week before the drop-off deadline.
Panic. Where was I going to get an affordable NSFW print made on short notice?
Enter Vivia Print.
Not only is it less than fifteen minutes from where I live, but they also print NSFW work. They were closed on the weekend, but their website said, “Text preferred.” My kind of people.
I sent a text on Sunday morning asking whether they would print artwork containing male nudity. To my surprise, they responded almost immediately and said yes. So I got to work.
I had never printed on Epson Hot Press Bright before, so I wasn’t sure how the paper would handle such a dark image. I created three versions of the file: the original, a moderately brightened version, and a somewhat heavily brightened version. Then I sent them off as a test print.
By Monday afternoon, the test print was completed. I brought it home, put it behind the acrylic glazing, and discovered that even the brightest version still wasn’t quite there.
Back to Photoshop. I increased the exposure and shadow recovery even further and sent off another file.
Two hours later, the new print was ready. Success.
The final version retained the mood of the original image while revealing enough detail to survive both matte paper and acrylic glazing.
You might be asking, “Why was this such a rush?”
Because I had already told the organizer I’d be dropping off the work on Tuesday. Also, I needed an excuse to leave the house. Thanks to Vivia Print, I was able to do both.
Tl;dr, morals of the story:
- Open your prints the day they arrive. I did this to (almost) dire consequences. Vivia Print costs twice as much as Poster Print Shop (justified, since the paper they use feels a lot more luxe).
- Screen images and printed images are not the same thing. If your image is mostly shadows, expect to brighten the print file. LED emits light. Dark pigment ink (especially on matte paper) does the exact opposite: it absorbs light.
- Test prints are cheaper than emergency reprints.
- Acrylic glazing can make a dark image appear even darker.
- Sometimes the difference between disaster and success is a local print shop that answers texts on a Sunday.
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